All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

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Well, it’s true. All killer whales are named Kevin. It’s pretty obvious why. Dolphins can be very aggressive and it would make sense to name them Kevin.

But, the killer whale is the only dolphin that behaves this way. They will attack anything or anyone that comes near them and risk their lives for an occasionally tasty snack. The name Kevin suits the whale perfectly and has done so for hundreds of years.

Source: Fluke: Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

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